[setting: Cook living room on a cloudy Monday morning]
Josiah: Mom, did it rain on you while you were running outside?
Me [thinking I have the most considerate little boy in the world]: Oh sweet Josiah, it actually didn't rain on me at all. Did it rain here? I'm so glad I missed it!
[long pause]
Josiah: Then why is your face all wet?
[long funny awkward pause]
Dave: Well son, your mother sweats . . . a lot . . .
Josiah, this is a clear sign your mother is descended from Goggin and Ma!
ReplyDeleteOh Josiah, thank you for a good laugh!
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